Flameboy is henceforth to be known as DEMONCHILD!!!

(a bit) and some more

He slept through the night and needed waking this morning!

Hurrah! Angelic boy you say...

He was alas lulling me into a false sense of security.

He had a bath first thing, snuggled on sofa in a towel... and weed.

Ok, so I maybe should have put a nappy on him and he was all happy and relaxed.

10 mins later I find him weeing on the lounge floor... not a "Oh I didn't realise" (he isn't potty trained) kind of thing... Noooooooo, he is holding his willie, flicking to create a long line effect, and then watching it trickle between his legs.

He spent the rest of the morning raiding food at any given moment.

Then, iggle piggle needed washing... so we did that in the bathroom sink. Foolishly left a cloth soaking in the sink afterwards. I come down for 2 mins - I hear running water. Coming from my kitchen

Turned off all plug sockets and ran upstairs to stop the water pouring out of the sink.

He sobbed

Next couple of hours spent with him emptying things I tidy, swiping the mop, being generally having a demonic glint in his eye.

Shopping was fairly uneventful.

Then we got to Psychomum's!!!

From the time we walked in, if he could do something he shouldn't be, he did. He has now even sussed that the kitchen gate is no obstacle for him.... noooooooooooo... just pull up a chair, leap over, and find a taller chair to climb onto the work surface to find a biscuit I went for a WEE! I wasn't having a bath and ignoring him.

Everything has been done with this little glint, he knows he is being evil, and he likes it.

Gah!



You think it is over, but far from it....



Boy went to the loo, I was cooking, he was playing in the lounge with Flamechick

Heard chinking sounds.

He had pulled down a photo (by dragging things and climbing), smashed the glass, and was scraping at the photo holding a piece of glass

The child has no pain threshold. I have cleaned up cuts. The final one on the end of his thumb took an age to stop bleeding.

He hasn't cried once apart from when I squeezed to stop the bleeding.

How he has survived life this long I have no idea.

Disclaimer: This is not a post asking for advice on discipline...
It is not me seriously thinking that my 2 yr old is possessed/should be better behaved...
It is a lesson to you all - never think a full night of sleep will make your life better.


(apologies for C&P smilies!)